Australian history is very #Bog 🎶We are at Cooktown, The very best place, For going to a museum, And looking at Cap'n's Cook's FACE. I did a song before in a blog, And it was much better, If you want to see that-a one, Click on this letter -->  A.  🎶 We stayed at Cooktown for a WHILE. As in, 6 whole days. That kind of while. Turns out, it was a pretty good amount of time. So, it's time to go full Blogger God Mode. We woke up on day one and went to the market in the morning for breakfast, but just like the movie "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Part Two: The De-anisaurs Attack" , it wasn't particularly amazing. We had also visited the lookout at the top of a mountain because why not. We went to the Botanical Gardens because I wanted to LEAF the van for a little while. ಥ_ಥ It seemed to have a very big theme on the colour red. The Botanical Gardens also led to a 'lil walking track, so went down that hoping to find a crocodile. Unfortunately we

  Toasty. What would happen if you dropped an uncooked steak into a burning hot spring... would it cook? Maybe turn into a stir fry? What about scare everyone out of the hot spring because they thought that lil' Jimmy had an accident? Well, unfortunately we're not gonna find out. That might be a good thing actually, the steak would taste like rock water.. . Anybog, when we were at Innot Hot Springs, we found out that hotspring + closetoourcaravan = verygood . The caravan park we were staying at was home to a hot spring, which was then divided into six pools. Each pool is a different temperature, so you could spend an hour comparing them. Except the hottest 2 were adults only so no kids burn their toenails off. Bog. When we arrived, we very quickly set up and then headed over to the pools. After that we headed off for a walk, saw a sign that literally said,  "PVRAITE PROEPTRY" ... and found the "Knowledge Tree"... which was very knowledgeable. You can tell b

  THE PROPHECY OF THE PYRAMID HAS COME. O nce upon a time, the pyramid of rock etched a prophecy into it's very stone, to serve the people of the world a warning of what would birth into it's future. The prophecy read that a  powerful text would be born, one blessed with the ability to change to it's master's will. When one would read such a thing, they would begin to lose brain cells by the minute. That is why the pyramid warned humanity so they could prepare for this monstrosity.     So. That text MAY or may not be this blog. ಥ_ಥ Sorry about that. ANYWAY Hughenden was pretty cool. It was our first taste of warm weather, and I would like to order more. We stayed there for 2 nights, a.k.a. 1 full day, and on that day Dad & I went ExPlOrInG. We checked out the Porkypine Gorge. It wasn't the best gorge we've ever seen, but it was still fun to walk around. It was like a big ravine type gorge that cut through the flat landscape. It took like 500 stairs to get do

  Our chicken is USELESS!      Hi! Cooper snooper here. This blog is on three locations, because I just learned the other day that 3 is greater than 1. There's no particular reason, it's not like these places are linked or anything, it's simply because we didn't stay at any of them for very long, so I'm putting them together to create an even larger pile of garbage for you to read. LET'S BEGIN. Tambo Tambo was a lil' town that we stayed at for 1 night after Charlotte Plains. It didn't have anything too special about it, except for one thing. Before dinner, we went to Ben's Chicken Racing. Like the name suggests, there was 12 chickens - all dyed different colours - racing laps around the Schnitzel Stadium. They all had very stupid names, like Apricot Chicken, who I promise is named after her dye colour and nothing else.  You could bet on a chicken, so we bet on "Sparkles" who was absolutely USELESS! 😡😡😡 #OurChickenRacerWasReallyBad Cheati

  And now you just rub it all in... Ello', Frank Walker from National Tiles. Just kidding, it's Cooper. We don't have the popularity or the budget to get Frank Walker up in here. Anyway, Charlotte Plains (a.k.a. the Artesian Hot springs) was rainy, but great. At the top of the field, there's three pipes PUMPING hot water into a little river. That river water than goes into bathtubs. So you can hang out in either the river itself, or be boring sit in a bathtub. All of it is naturally heated by lava, so it's pretty damn warm. It was raining for most of the time we were here, but I actually liked it. It made being outside cold, so then the hot spring felt hotter. I liked swimming about in the river hot spring, which was actually really shallow. There's a part of it that's filled with Green Mud, which is the real muddy stuff. I found some friends who shall not be named and we turned each other into Shrek... real mature, I know. We also made a BUSSIN' campfir