How to melt an infant. (Definitely legal!!!) [Innot Hot Springs]

 

Toasty.

What would happen if you dropped an uncooked steak into a burning hot spring... would it cook? Maybe turn into a stir fry? What about scare everyone out of the hot spring because they thought that lil' Jimmy had an accident?

Well, unfortunately we're not gonna find out. That might be a good thing actually, the steak would taste like rock water... Anybog, when we were at Innot Hot Springs, we found out that hotspring + closetoourcaravan = verygood. The caravan park we were staying at was home to a hot spring, which was then divided into six pools. Each pool is a different temperature, so you could spend an hour comparing them. Except the hottest 2 were adults only so no kids burn their toenails off. Bog.

When we arrived, we very quickly set up and then headed over to the pools. After that we headed off for a walk, saw a sign that literally said, "PVRAITE PROEPTRY" ... and found the "Knowledge Tree"... which was very knowledgeable. You can tell by the 12 pairs of identical thongs hung up on it. So, yes, the area surrounding the springs was very... interesting.

After some 🐟&🍟 we went back to the pools when it was dark and everyone else was too scared that the bogeyman would get them, so we had it mostly to ourselves.

We didn't set up the van too much since we weren't staying long, so in the morning we left pretty quick. And that's all there is to it really. Some photos are hangin' out down below, so check them out, and leave a comment. (I promise I'll pick them back up!)


- Beautiful Sign -


- Native Thong Trees -

- Hot Spring -

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  1. WithrwingsJuly 13, 2023 at 1:09 PM

    Hi Cooper! I love the signs and the tree must be very knowledgeabley. (totaly a word). Yas queens!

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  2. Agent TurdJuly 13, 2023 at 7:38 PM

    Love the blog Coops. Would love to be up north with you guys in the warm hot springs. ANYBOG, I’m off to annoy Agent Stink.

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    1. Agent SADJuly 13, 2023 at 8:27 PM

      When he replies to everyone but you 🤩

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    2. Travel MonkeyJuly 13, 2023 at 8:35 PM

      oH WhAt! WhOoPsiE! 🥱

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    3. Travel MonkeyJuly 13, 2023 at 8:36 PM

      Seriously though thanks for commenting. Luv ya.

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  3. Agent StinkJuly 13, 2023 at 7:45 PM

    COOOOOOPSSSS! This title really delivered the kind of shock value I’m looking for! Hilarious, fascinating and flawless writing as per usual! Missing you lots agent constipation ❤️ I can also confirm agent turd is being ANNNNOYYYYYING. Over and out x

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    1. Agent ConstipationJuly 13, 2023 at 8:21 PM

      Hey thanks. BogDog is having a great time too. Tell Agent Turd to BOG OFF.

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  4. P dawgJuly 13, 2023 at 8:15 PM

    Coops you’re a talent! Love the blog you legend, anybog hope you’re having the best time! Missing you and the fam 🫶🏼

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  5. Hugh JassJuly 13, 2023 at 10:01 PM

    Wow was a wonderful little ditty of a blog. I read this as I took my morning poo and as I chuckled along to the whimsical writing it allowed me to relieve my bowls. That kids is what we call killing two birds with one stone. Alas, I shall now ponder these wise words as I prepare to wipe. Cheerio

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  6. cool banana'sJuly 14, 2023 at 10:30 AM

    damn im jealous i wish i could go to hot springgs

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  7. henryJuly 14, 2023 at 10:35 AM

    helloooooooo i love melting infants and committing crime how is your holiday ?

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    1. Travel MonkeyJuly 17, 2023 at 9:39 AM

      It's been great. So far we've only run over crocodiles.

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  8. Bradley BraggzJuly 14, 2023 at 10:38 AM

    Hi, this is an excellant tutorial and I would love for you to make a 2nd tutorial on how to eat an infant (not a crime) and I will pay you anything you want! Even all my lego!!

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    1. Travel MonkeyJuly 17, 2023 at 9:40 AM

      Get ready for some Gordon Ramsey stuff Bradley.

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  9. FrogDawson7July 14, 2023 at 10:41 AM

    Great Advice, Now I can really roast the kidney with sweet perfection 🍗🍗🍗

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    1. BraddlezzJuly 14, 2023 at 10:44 AM

      This is ridiculous, you can't do that! That's not allowed! - Lucas Banks and Braddles

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    2. Travel MonkeyJuly 17, 2023 at 9:41 AM

      This blog has it's own rules.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 14, 2023 at 10:48 AM

    Bradddlessszzz

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  11. Ebs/BrodesJuly 15, 2023 at 6:44 PM

    Coops! This looks insane 😍 Scared us with the title lol. Hope your having the best time! Looking foward to the next post ❤️

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  12. meJuly 17, 2023 at 10:30 AM

    helo

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  13. AnonymousJuly 29, 2023 at 11:51 AM

    also thank you for the tutorial I now know how to melt infants!

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  14. Shreklover1234August 4, 2023 at 10:27 AM

    Thank you
    FrogFrogFrogFrogFrogFrog

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