First person to name this font in the comments gets a virtual cookie. Now, I'm not trying to poke fun at anyone who lives in Townsville, but seriously, what is up with the name? I know it's was named after someone's last name being Towns, but in my opinion, Townsville sounds like the the most generic place in existence. If I heard "Townsville" and didn't know what it was, I'd think it was the absolute DEFAULT setting for a town. Except, that is not the case. Far from it. Townsville is great, my friends. So, let's talk about the place itself. Townsville was super cool, it remined me a lot of Palm Cove, back at Ellis Beach, but I think that was just because of the road being next to the water. When we first arrived, we checked out the sculpture walk along the beach. Some were quite impressive and interesting. Other's were... let's just say one of them was imported from America, and it can go back there too. While we were in Townsville, we met up

  Rain is sadness, Have sun instead. Here's a fun fact-o-rama for you; Rain is bog. The title says it, the little description thingy up top says it, and I says it. Rain = not good time. I bring this up because we were meant to go Mission Beach after Cairns, but it was all raining, raining, raining. So instead, we made a last minute plan to go to a place called Mutarnee instead. It was a very good last minute plan. Mutarnee had awesome weather like sun, sun, and more sun. Anyway, we did some stuff in that sun, such as... ROCK SLIDES / CRYSTAL CREEK / WHOOSH. We visited this gorge type thingo which was home to some rock slides. What I mean by that is a spot in the gorge where the water's path goes down a small and smooth channel, safe for gliding down. Dad had a slide down, which was great. What wasn't great is that the leaf I was betting on in the Rock Slides Leaf Race didn't win. Bog. There was also a few cool rocks around the place, so I did some tarzan climbing. By th

  Okay... maybe it was clickbait. Scsitneits exlapin taht you're albe to raed sfutf lkie tihs, eevn tguohh the spilleng is ruibbsh. Why am I brigning tihs up? I dnnuo. Cairns was great. Not as great as my hairdresser made it out to be, but still, great. Then again, we didn't do the things she told us to do. We weren't staying in the city of Cairns, but we were close. We did a lot of bike riding, going to water's edge-ing, and trying the Mcdonalds custard raspberry pie thingo. ANYBOG, the park we staying at was right next to a nice creek, we walked and rode down there a lot, so that was cool. What was cooler though was the things we did in Cairns City. On one day we went out to lunch a seafood place on the water's edge. On another day, we took a walk along the boardwalk. There's this place called the Lagoon, which is a massive public pool with sand for a floor. Basically, it's an artificial mini ocean where the crocs don't shine. It had a really good atmo

A certain someone will understand that title. You witness a master at work. A master at doing something incredible. Something most don't have the time to do. Something most do not have the dedication to perform. That something... is writing a useless intro about masters at work. Anyway, let's talk about Ellis Beach. It is great. The caravan park is on the beach, literally. You can walk off a site and you'll be on the sand. Our site was pretty damn good, and we could always hear the waves. But, it's all very fun and games until you realise it was raining the WHOLE TIME.  It's such a nice spot, but the weather just decided to take a massive bog on it. Bruh. On the first day, we went to the nearby Palm Cove for a walk with Jazzy. Palm Cove is noice. Very noice. It wasn't raining there, because why not, WEATHERMAN?  So we hung out for a little while. On another day, we went again without Jaz and had lunch at an Italian joint. We had some pizza, theorised about Ken&#

  Rawr. I'ma crocoodyle. Hoiiiii. Mah name's Jeff. Sike. My name is actually Cooper. Get pranked bro. Anybog, the Daintree was... interesting. On some ends, you have beautiful beaches and well kept grounds, on the other... you have a place that sells five dollar ice. Not ice cream, ice. We were staying at a caravan park called the Daintree Rainforest Village or somethin', but it was really nice. The grounds were as well kept Donald Trump's wig. During our time we did quite a few things, so les goh. We visited both Ice Cream Factories, but if we're being honest, they kinda sucked. One of them had nice ice cream, but they had like four flavours. The other had like 30 but they might as well be the same because they had NO flavour. And it took a century for them soften as well. BOG. We had a swim in Mason's Waterhole, which was pretty cool. Not to be confused with Nasom's Watah-hole, which is just a toilet he let's people dip their feet in. Weird, I know. Ma

  Moss to the man to the... And I was like hey . And you were like woah . And I was like yes, I just broke the fourth wall . And you were like this isn't a tv show, just a blog. there is no "fourth wall" . So then I was like fine . ... alright. Now that's out of he way, let's talk about Mossman. Moss' was a cute lil' place we stayed at for 3 days. While we were there, we visited Mossman Gorge. It was quite a pretty gorge, but was more of a river to be honest. It was also had a HEAP of infrastructure. Tour busses, concrete pathways, all that jazz. It did start raining on our way back, but that just made it the "Try not to get wet while making your way back through a forest for 3 kilometres." game. It's a very fun game. You should try it. What I liked more than the gorge in Mossman, though, wasn't actually in Mossman. Rather, it was near Mossman. I'm talking about Port Douglas. We visited a few times, because it was only a 20 minute dr