The ice cream ain't dainty in the Daintree! That's very Bogslog. [Daintree]

 

Rawr. I'ma crocoodyle.

Hoiiiii. Mah name's Jeff. Sike. My name is actually Cooper. Get pranked bro. Anybog, the Daintree was... interesting. On some ends, you have beautiful beaches and well kept grounds, on the other... you have a place that sells five dollar ice. Not ice cream, ice.

We were staying at a caravan park called the Daintree Rainforest Village or somethin', but it was really nice. The grounds were as well kept Donald Trump's wig. During our time we did quite a few things, so les goh.

We visited both Ice Cream Factories, but if we're being honest, they kinda sucked. One of them had nice ice cream, but they had like four flavours. The other had like 30 but they might as well be the same because they had NO flavour. And it took a century for them soften as well. BOG.

We had a swim in Mason's Waterhole, which was pretty cool. Not to be confused with Nasom's Watah-hole, which is just a toilet he let's people dip their feet in. Weird, I know. Mason's waterhole, however, is a pretty... well, waterhole, that's filled with rocks and fish. Hooray. We took a few pictures, spoke with some travelers, and got out because it was freezing. Just next to the water though is a very nicely kept grassy field, so we hung out there for a while. 

The beaches at the Daintree and Cape Tribulation are really pretty, and we walked along them, but unfortunately Mum was freaking out the whole time because she was scared a croc would jumpscare us. She was also obsessed with standing on the little sand balls the crabs make. While she was doing that, I was telling Dad about my idea for a movie;

"So like, there's this tribe of people called the DeSa-DeKo-TaDe-MaKi-MaKi. They live on an island that's probably about 100 by 50 metres. Not big. Despite that, they've never thought to try to leave the island. Even though the island is only like 30 metres away from land. Did I mention that the tribe only consists of five people? Those people are DeSa, DeKo, TaDe, and MaKi and MaKi.

MaKi and MaKi are inseperable twins. The other other three are normal-ish people though. On their tiny island, the DeSa-DeKo-TaDe-MaKi-MaKi people have a little camp where they live. If you visit them, they'll be friendly to you, however you should note that the only thing they say is 'DeSa-DeKo-TaDe-MaKi-MaKi' but they'll still be friendly. BUT if you touch their special pebble, which sits on a shrine in the middle of their camp, then they will BEAT YOU UP. But if you can defeat them, then you'll become their god."

Anyway, we didn't see any crocs. Bog. Some pics are hanging out below, so take a peek, take a little peek peek, take a lil' peek.

- And why should I believe you?!?! -

- PATH -

- Mason's Waterhole -

- Told you they were nice grounds -

- Nasom's Waterhole -

- Madness -