Let’s Roll! [The Nullarbor]

 

Do you like golf?

The Nullarbor. It was hyped up by a lot of people, but it wasn’t THAT great, if you ask me. It was cool driving over this massive road of… nothing. But it wasn’t as long and grand as I thought.

The first night, we stayed at CockleBiddy Roadhouse, where we first discovered something funny. Just for funzies, every single roadhouse on the Nullarbor has a golf hole! Making the worlds longest 18 hole golf course, which stretches over 1,365 kilometres! We, er, didn’t play.

The second night we were staying at Bunda Cliffs, some cliffs. Some crazy people were camping right on the edge  of the cliffs, but I’m allergic to falling onto hard rocks being thrashed by deadly waves from a four story building high cliff, unfortunately. So we parked a little further away. It was quite nice, we just sat down, had some sausages, watched a fire, patted BogDog. All was good.

I’m case you were wondering, yes, there is a fruit quarantine station, but thankfully, they let you actually cross the Nullarbor before taking your food, even if you’re already in South Australia.

Even though it may have not been some sort of grand adventure, it was still really fun driving around and seeing the sight- oh wait. There aren’t any.

Down below are some photos, so take… a peek.
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  1. AnonymousNovember 5, 2022 at 9:49 PM

    This post was, a hole in one. If I may say so myself.

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